magknowlia: if u dont reblog this all the unicornz in the werld will dye
patriciopatricio asked: Yes to that. Remember you may be hosting us some day soon. No farting!
just put down a deposit on what will hopefully become my new place if the rental company approves my application woooo!
i love the opening credits from dubbed 90’s anime
a list of shit i need to get done and why: do the dishes because i keep using a different knife to cut up small pieces of cheese so i run out of knives in like a week clean the kitchen because i spilled sugar on the floor two weeks ago and despite initial efforts to clean it up, i’m still getting it stuck to my feet. do a load of laundry with only underwear and work shirts because...
indoorliving: the best way to bake cookies is to do it with baby got back playing molly has the best things to post all the time ever
a poem about butts
butts are great butts are nice let me slap your butt twice
not even three fucking days in palmer and my life is so stupidly messed up now. [[MORE]] my computer is broken, i got a flat tire that needed to be replaced and the cost for both of these things is going to fall on my parents and i can’t even begin to explain how shitty it is that i keep fucking having to ask for money on top of what i’m already spending and i’m moving into a...
A Haiku about drawing
blasterbutt: DRAWING YOU ARE VERY DIFFICULT THIS DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO MY IMAGINATION WHAT THE HELL IS ANATOMY
Anonymous asked: You should post em. ;3
[[MORE]]i totally take nudie pictures of myself while i’m stoned but then i delete all of them. butts are cool ok.
weed. cheese. books.
poopcrapper: My life is stupid.
curse my lack of an xbox, all i want to do is play dead space in the dark and scream about it
ok so i really need a dog or a cat that likes walks because walking around portland alone makes me feel like a doofus and if i had a pet i would be always walking about, especially if the nice weather kept up boo hoo.
all i need is ice cream and some snuggles
waaah i have to start cleaning because they’re showing my apartment tomorrow and it’s sort of stressing me out because i haven’t made any progress on finding a new place aside from scouring craiglist for ads. but mostly i just don’t want to clean
magknowlia: jollygoodchap replied to your photo pretty lady unf i luv u b BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG
today is the fucking worst and it’s all because i keep fucking up
[[MORE]]my mother tells me i don’t deserve to be sad all the time. but i’ve lived for twenty years and the exact opposite has been proven to me over and over. and it’s pretty much all been my own fault
i just want to sleep forever